Thursday, April 17, 2008

Circumcision Yahweh

Angel Pagan has got to be the HOTTEST STAR in recent memory whose name contains references to two different religions. Not since Bris Lord has major league baseball seen such polytheism from one man.

Speaking of Bris Lord, he has got to have one of the best full names ever. Bristol Robotham Lord, who spent most of his career as a 4th outfielder for the old Philadelphia A's in the 19-oughts and teens, clouted 13 home runs over the course of 7 seasons. I mean, his middle name contains two of my favorite things, robots and ham.

RIP Bris

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