The Captain Zero All-Stars: All-Time All-Star Teams, by OPS+ and ERA+

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AL LINEUP	Pos	Year	Team	HR	RBI	SB	BA	OBP	SLG	OPS+
Chris Hoiles	C	1993	BAL	29	82	1	.310	.416	.585	162
Lou Gehrig	1B	1927	NYY	47	175	10	.373	.474	.765	221
Nap LaJoie	2B	1904	CLE	6	102	29	.376	.416	.552	205
George Brett	3B	1980	KCR	24	118	15	.390	.454	.664	203
Rico Petrocelli	SS	1969	BOS	40	97	3	.297	.403	.589	167
Ted Williams	LF	1941	BOS	37	120	2	.406	.553	.735	235
Mickey Mantle	CF	1957	NYY	34	94	16	.365	.512	.665	223
Babe Ruth	RF	1920	NYY	54	137	14	.376	.533	.849	256
Ty Cobb	DH	1917	DET	6	102	55	.383	.444	.570	209
Avg				31	114	16	.364	.467	.664	209
NL LINEUP	Pos	Year	Team	HR	RBI	SB	BA	OBP	SLG	OPS+
Mike Piazza	C	1997	LAD	40	124	5	.362	.431	.638	185
Mark McGwire	1B	1998	STL	70	147	1	.299	.470	.752	216
Rogers Hornsby	2B	1924	STL	25	94	5	.424	.507	.696	222
Dick Allen	3B	1966	PHI	40	110	10	.317	.396	.632	181
Honus Wagner	SS	1908	PIT	10	109	53	.354	.415	.542	205
Barry Bonds	LF	2002	SFO	46	110	9	.370	.582	.799	268
Willie Mays	CF	1965	SFO	52	112	9	.317	.398	.645	184
Sammy Sosa	RF	2001	CHC	64	160	0	.328	.437	.737	203
Willie McCovey	DH	1969	SFG	45	126	0	.320	.453	.656	209
Avg				44	121	10	.343	.454	.677	208
AL ROTATION	Pos	Year	Team	W	L	IP	K	WHIP	ERA	ERA+
Pedro Martinez	SP	2000	BOS	18	6	217	284	0.74	1.74	291
Dutch Leonard	SP	1914	BOS	19	5	225	176	0.89	0.96	279
Walter Johnson	SP	1913	WAS	36	7	346	243	0.78	1.14	259
Roger Clemens	SP	1997	TOR	21	7	264	292	1.03	2.05	221
Lefty Grove	SP	1931	PHA	31	4	289	175	1.08	2.06	219
D. Eckersley(48)	CL	1990	OAK	4	2	73	73	0.61	0.61	606
Avg				25	6	269	234	0.90	1.59	254
NL ROTATION	Pos	Year	Team	W	L	IP	K	WHIP	ERA	ERA+
Greg Maddux	SP	1995	ATL	19	2	210	181	0.81	1.63	262
Bob Gibson	SP	1968	STL	22	9	305	268	0.85	1.12	258
Three Finger Brown	SP	1906	CHC	26	6	277	144	0.93	1.04	253
Christy Mathewson	SP	1905	NYG	31	9	339	206	0.93	1.28	230
Dwight Gooden	SP	1985	NYM	24	4	277	268	0.97	1.53	228
John Smoltz(45)	CL	2003	ATL	0	2	64	63	0.87	1.12	439
Avg				24	6	282	213	0.90	1.32	246

Notes:

-Babe Ruth was both the best left fielder AND right fielder, so I took the better of his two seasons (RF) and awarded LF to the next-best LF or RF of all time of all time, Ted Williams.

-Closers' saves are in parentheses after his name

-The DH slot is awarded to the best OPS+ of any player not already on the team (Cobb), and NOT to the best DH season of all time (Edgar Martinez).

-The strike years of 1981 and 1994 are omitted (Mike Schmidt's 1981 season would otherwise have been the best NL/3B season).

-Yes, Chris Hoiles. Really.